I’m pretty sure Bailey has had these thoughts:

1. Dad, can your fat @$$ jump 25’ off the end of a dock?
2. Let me get this straight, the Elite Title holder is sleeping on the floor?
3. Yes, I chewed your slippers, Mom; get a new pair and take it out of the winnings that you just love to spend.
4. Just so we’re clear, I’m supposed to ride in the back of this car for hours, get out and jump into a pool, then get put back in here after 10 minutes of fun?
5. You humans are too easily entertained.
6. I wonder if Cheyenne will give me her number.
7. I can’t believe he thinks I’m sitting here actually waiting for him to release me. “Stay, Stay, Stay” I know the drill dummy, shut up and get to the end of the dock already.
8. He gets me all excited, tells me we’re going jumping, puts the leash on me, gets my toy, then hollers at me for pulling him across the parking lot. This guy really is as dumb as he looks.
9. Who’s the clown in the coon skinned hat? Good thing his dog is a stud.
10. Has Country landed yet? It’s my turn to jump.

Happy Monday - I hope everyone has a great week.